STAWBERRY BASIL SHAG $12.5
Vintage Vodka Cocktail with a tasty combination of Fresh Berries & Basil. This one goes down way too easy.
HOUSE OLD FASHIONED. $12.5
Our take on the classic cocktail using the combined flavors of Bulleit Rye & Bulleit Straight Bourbon
NITRO COLD BREW ESPRESSO MARTINI $12
Velvety smooth combination of House Made Cold Brew Coffee, Coffee Liqueur & Ketel One Vodka.
CHERRY TEQUILA MULE $12
Bright cherry plus the warmth of Espolón Reposado & Spicy Ginger Beer make for a delicious flavor journey.
MIKE’S SCRATCH MARGARITA $12.5
Espolón Blanco Tequila, Grand Marnier & Just Squeezed Citrus Juices with a splash of Pomegranate & Agave Nectar.
Pitchers Available!
BURGATORY BLOODY MARY $12
House Made Bloody Mary with Union Forge Vodka, Candied Bacon, Cucumber, Citrus, Olives & Old Bay Salt + Pepper Rim.
MARGARITA $50
SWAP Espolón Reposado +$5, Don Julio Blanco +$10
SANGRIA $45 Always a good time!
4-6 servings each!
INNER LIGHT
Michelob Ultra ABV 4.2% $5.5
Coors Light ABV 4.2% $5
Miller Light ABV 4.2% $5
Bud Light ABV 4.2% $5
IMPORTS
Guinness ABV 4.2% $6.5
Corona ABV 4.6% $6
Stella Artois ABV 5% $6
Lagers, Ales, & IPAs
Fat Head’s Head Hunter ABV 7.5% $7
Yuengling Lager (16oz) (PA) ABV 4.5% $5
Blue Moon Belgian White Ale ABV 5.4% $5.5
Non-beer & Alt Diet
New Trail N/A Broken Heels IPA ABV 0% $6.5
Bravus Brewing Co. N/A (variety) ABV 0% $6.5
Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider ABV 5% $6.5
Sun Cruiser Hard Tea & Hard Lemonade ABV 4.5% $7
Surfside Hard Lemonade (variety) ABV 4.5% $7.5
Stateside Vodka Soda (variety) (PA) ABV 4.5% $7.25
White Claw Black Cherry/Mango ABV 5% $6
ALWAYS 12 GOOD ROTATING BEERS ON TAP TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING. Take a field trip to the beer towers at the bar or ask your server for their current favorite.
This one changes with the seasons & the crew’s mood. Always refreshing & great with a burger.
By The Glass $11.5, Pitcher $45
Always refreshing! $11.5
MONDAVI PRIVATE SELECT $11
Cabernet, Pinot Noir, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio
VILLA SORONO PROSECCO ON TAP $10
STRAWBERRY BASIL “SMASH” $6
Fresh Citrus Muddled with Basil & House Made Strawberry Syrup.
CHERRY AGAVE “MULE” $6
Pop of Cherry + Bright Lemon, Sweet Agave & Spicy Ginger Beer.
POMEGRANATE THYME “TINI” $6
Fresh Pomegranate & Fragrant Thyme with a touch
of Brown Sugar Sweetness.
SCRATCH “MOCK”-ARITA $6
A boozeless take on our Almost-Famous Margarita..
RIDICULOUSLY THICK + SPUN TO ORDER
Extra Thick Shakes spun to order with our House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. If you’re of legal age and looking for some extra kick, try one of our Hard Shakes. If you’re feeling more traditional, try one of the Classics. Either way, these things are devilishly good!
CAMPFIRE S’MORES
All your best memories of summer camp blended into a shake. You may feel the urge to start a sing-a-long. Please refrain.
Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.
STRAWBERRY PRETZEL SALAD
Fresh Strawberries, Cream Cheese & Salty Pretzel Crust. The best part of any potluck dinner you ever had to attend. Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.
OREO® PEANUT BUTTER PIE
Oreo®. Peanut Butter. Pie. Seriously, is there anything else we need to say here? Spike it with Sheep Dog Peanut Butter Whiskey.
SALTED NUTELLA CRUNCH
Some people are just meant for each other. Nutella & Nestlé Crunch Bars are the shake equivalent. Try it & you’ll fall in love too. Wait, this is starting to get weird. Spike it with Chocolate Vodka.
COLD BREW BROWNIE
House Cold Brew Espresso + Just Baked Brownies. Like a great coffee house experience while hanging out in a bar, which is way more fun. Spike it with Bailey’s.
COOKIE MONSTER
Monsters unite! The only thing better than dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk is blending them into a shake. Spike it with Chocolate Vodka.
CARAMEL PRETZEL
A great combination of sweet & salty. It’s impossible to take just one sip, so be careful if you decide to share. Spike it with Bulleit Bourbon.
TURTLE TIME
Toasted Pecans, Chocolate, Caramel & Pretzels. Proceeds from each shake benefit conservation & rehabilitation efforts at Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium, like the Second Chance Sea Turtle Program. Spike it with Caramel Vodka.
Classic $8.5 - Small $6.5 - Hard +$3
Decadent Dairy-Free Soy Vanilla Ice Cream Shakes
STRAWBERRY $8.5 • VANILLA $8.5 • PEANUT BUTTER $8.5 • CHOCOLATE $8.5
WICKED WINGS $14.5
Pan’s Top Secret 13-Ingredient Dry Spice Rubbed Wings drizzled with Hot Honey Glaze. Perfect combo of sweet & heat. One bite & you’ll be hooked.
HONEY HABANERO WINGS $14.5
Not too hot. Not too sweet. Buffalo Sauce & Bourbon BBQ available for those more traditionally minded.
SIX NAPKIN NACHOS $12.5
Tony’s Chicken Chili, Queso, Jack & Cheddar Cheese, Pickled Jalapeño Peppers, Grilled Corn, Shredded Lettuce, Pickled Red Onions & Chipotle Lime Crema. Extra napkins are complimentary.
PALE ALE ONION RINGS $10
Fat Brew Battered Onion Rings served with House Made Spicy Ketchup & Chipotle Horseradish Dipping Sauce.
PASS THE FRIES, AMEN!
TRUFFLED GORGONZOLA FRIES $10.5
Sea Salt & Fresh Herb House Fries tossed with White Truffle Oil & Amish Gorgonzola.
JALAPEÑO, CHEDDAR & BACON FRIES $11.5
Fresh Cut Fries with Sea Salt, Queso, Shredded Buffalo Cheddar, Pickled Jalapeños, Bacon & Cilantro.
STEAKHOUSE FRIES $12.5
Sea Salt & Herb Fresh Cut Fries with Farmhouse Cheddar, Au Poivre Sauce & Chopped Onion Straws.
RIGHTEOUS GREENS $12.5
Mixed Greens, Romaine, Farmhouse Cheddar, Cucumber, Chopped Roasted Tomatoes, Sliced Red Onion, Crumbled Croutons & our Creamy House Vinaigrette. Add a Grilled Chicken Breast, Vegan Veggie, or Hormone Free Beef Burger for Five Bucks.
SONOMA CHOPPED CHICKEN $16.5
Grilled Chicken Breast, Baby Spinach & Crisp Greens, Bacon Crumbles, Hard Cooked Egg, Cucumber, Sweet Onion, Tomato, Avocado, Red Pepper, Gorgonzola & Herb Crouton Crumbles with Red Wine Vinaigrette.
CAESAR SALAD $12.5
Chopped Romaine, Grated & Shaved Parmesan Cheese, Farmhouse Cheddar Crisps, Crumbled Croutons & House Caesar Dressing. Add a Grilled Chicken Breast, Vegan Veggie, or Hormone Free Beef Burger for Five Bucks.
TONY'S CHICKEN CHILI $7
Small Batch Chili topped with Grated Farmhouse Cheddar, Chipotle Lime Crema & Diced Sweet Red Onions. Served with warm Jalapeño & Cheddar Cornbread.
All NATURAL + HORMONE FREE
Our All Natural Burgers are Ground Fresh & Hand Formed Daily using our Private Label Blend of Angus Beef.
All served with a handful of fresh Russet Potato Chips
STANDARD DELUXE* $14.5
All Natural Beef Burger with White American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & our House Burger Sauce.
MORTY’S STEAKHOUSE* $16.5
Peppercorn Crusted Beef with Horseradish Cheddar, Caramelized Onions, Haystack Onions & Au Poivre Sauce. Like the greatest steak dinner you’ve ever had reincarnated as a burger.
PHAT PATTI’S VEGGIE $15.5
Ground Cremini Mushrooms, Ancient Grains, Cashews & Local Veggies mixed with a million secret ingredients. Topped with Smoked Salt Gouda, Mixed Greens, Tomato & Avocado on a Whole Wheat Bun.
DOUBLE SMASH $16.5
Two Griddled Smash Burgers with Double White American Cheese, Griddled Onions, Naughty Sauce, Dill Pickles & Bacon on a Potato Bun.
THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER $16.5
Impossible Burger topped with White American Cheese, Crisp Iceberg, Tomato, Red Onion, Dill Pickles & Naughty Sauce on a Potato Bun. A devilishly good burger experience without the meat.
THE TRIPLE B* $18.5
All Natural Montana Range Bison slathered up with House-Made Queso, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Tomato & Pickled Jalapeños on a Pretzel Bun.
CHA-CHA CHICKEN $15.5
Everything Bagel Rubbed All Natural Ground Chicken with Sharp Swiss, Tomato, Avocado, Bacon & a schmear of French Onion Dip on a Pretzel Bun.
ELK GONE BBQ* $18.5
BBQ Rubbed Elk with Farmhouse Cheddar, Seared Pork Belly, Tomato, Bread & Butter Pickles, Pickled Red Onion & Honey Mustard on Brioche. Like a Texas BBQ feast on a burger.
MEAT YOUR MAKER* $18.5
Dry Aged Wagyu Beef with Sweet Onion Crust, Sharp Swiss, Roasted Tomatoes, Organic Field Greens & Truffled Shallot Aioli. So good you’ll think you died & went to heaven.
PIGGY BUTTER & JELLY $17.5
Bayou Cajun Dusted Fiddy-Fiddy with White American Cheese, Candied Bacon, Bread & Butter Pickles, Peanut Butter & Habanero Jelly.
We can prepare your burger with a red, pink, or no pink center.
*These items may be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
All served with lightly dressed field greens.
WTF CHICKEN $14.5
Our “What The Fried” Chicken is topped with Shredded Iceberg, Dill Pickles & Honey Mustard on Brioche. One bite & you’ll get the name! Served with Lightly Dressed Field Greens.
WICKED-WICH $14.5
Gerber Farms Fried Chicken tossed in Pan’s Top Secret 13-Ingredient Dry Spice, Hot Honey Drizzle, Bread & Butter Pickles, Tomato, Shredded Iceberg & Chipotle Lime Crema on Brioche. Served with Lightly Dressed Field Greens.
1. PICK A BURGER
Hormone Free Beef $13.5 • All Natural Ground Chicken $13.5 • Natural Bison $16 • Dry Aged Wagyu $16 • Chicken Breast $13.5 • Grass Fed Elk $16 • Fiddy-Fiddy* $14.5 • Vegan Veggie** $13.5 • Impossible Burger*** $15.5
2. PICK A BUN
Brioche • Whole Wheat • Pretzel • Potato • Lettuce Wrap • Gluten Free $1.5 • Topless • Naked (That’s no bun, folks!)
3. PICK A RUB
Angel Dust • Everything Bagel • Texas BBQ • Cracked Peppercorn • Bayou Cajun • Sweet Onion • Wicked Spice
4. GET CHEEZY (MOST $1)
White American • Sharp Provolone • Gorgonzola $1.5 • Smoked Salt Gouda • Farmhouse Cheddar • Sharp Swiss • Horseradish Cheddar • Buffalo Cheddar • Cheddar Jack • Vegan Cheddar $2
5. SAUCE IT (FIRST ONE FREE)
Bourbon BBQ • Honey Habanero • Buttermilk Ranch • Roasted Garlic Mayo • Naughty Sauce • Buffalo Sauce • Spicy Ketchup • Whole Grain Mustard • Truffled Shallot Aioli • House Sauce • Chipotle Lime Crema • Wildflower Honey Mustard
6. ONE - TWO BUCK TOPPINGS
Cage-Free Egg $2 • Caramelized Onion Marmalade • Pickled Red Onions
Pork Belly $2 • Habanero Jelly • Roasted Tomatoes • Grilled Onions • Chicken Chili $1.5 • Applewood Smoked Bacon $2 • Sautéed Cremini ‘Shrooms $1.5 •
Au Poivre Sauce $2 • Onion Straws • Avocado $2 • Queso $1.5 • House Pickled Jalapeños • French Onion Dip • Peanut Butter
7. NO BUCK TOPPINGS (FIRST THREE FREE)
Crisp Iceberg • Crisp Romaine • Baby Spinach • Mayo • Banana Peppers • Sliced Red Onion • Organic Field Greens • English Cucumbers • Dill Pickle Chips • Bread & Butter Pickles • Sliced Tomato
*Fiddy-Fiddy (Ground Beef & Ground Bacon) **Contains Cashews ***Made entirely of plants!
SMOKED PEPPER & PORK BELLY BAKED BEANS $4.5
FRESH CUT SEA SALT & HERB FRIES $7.5
LIL’ RIGHTEOUS GREENS $5.5
ROASTED POTATO SALAD $5.5
BAKED FRESH JALAPEÑO & CHEDDAR CORNBREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER $4.5
CLASSIC FLOATS DONE RIGHT
NATRONA ROOT BEER $7
NATRONA VANILLA CREAM $7
NATRONA GRAPE SODA $7
FOUNTAIN SODAS
COKE • DIET COKE • COKE ZERO • CHERRY COKE • SPRIT • MR. PIBB • GINGER ALE • RASPBERRY ICED TEA
NATRONA CRAFT BOTTLED SODAS
ROOT BEER
VANILLA CREAM
CHERRY SODA
GRAPE SODA
JAMAICA’S FINEST GINGER BEER
BREWED BEVERAGES
FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COFFEE
ICED TEA SWEET TEA
HOUSE MADE FRESH BERRY LEMONADE
Comes with a handful of fresh chips, carrot spears, buttermilk ranch
dipping sauce & a kids fountain drink or apple juice.
( Clean your plate & we’ll give you a free Cherry Coke Float. )
DEUCE BURGER DELUXE $8
Two Mini Cheeseburgers
FOGHORN’S FRIED CHICKEN $8
All Natural Chicken Breast Tenders
MAC & CHEESE $8
Creamy White Cheddar Noodles
GRILLED CHEESE $8
Gooey American Cheese on Griddled Home-Style Bread
