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MIKE’S SCRATCH MARGARITA $12.5
Espolón Blanco Tequila, Grand Marnier & Just Squeezed Citrus Juices with a splash of Pomegranate & Agave Nectar.
Swap: Espolón Reposado +$1, Go Premium! Don Julio Blanco +$3
Pitcher: $40, Espolón Reposado +$5, Don Julio Blanco +$10

STRAWBERRY BASIL SHAG $12
Vintage Vodka Cocktail with a tasty combination of Fresh Berries & Basil. This one goes down way too easy. 
Swap: Ketel One or Bluecoat Gin +$1

NITRO COLD BREW ESPRESSO MARTINI $11.5
Velvety smooth combination of House Made Cold Brew Coffee, Coffee Liqueur & Ketel One Vodka.

CITRUS MINT REFRESHER $11
Fresh Mint & Lime with a zing of Citrus Vodka will transport you to sunny shores any time of the year.

FLUTTER IN FUCHSIA $12
A vibrant combination of Butterfly Flower Tea, Just Squeezed Lemon, Elderflower Liqueur & Bluecoat Gin.

VANILLA BOURBON MULE $12
Split base Bulleit Bourbon & Rye, Fresh Lemon & a hint of Vanilla, all topped with Spicy Ginger Beer to make this drink a real kicker.

THYME TO BRAMBLE $12
Vodka or Gin muddled with a House Made Blueberry & Thyme Syrup for a Sweet & Herbaceous experience.

RYE NOT DO BOTH $12
House Old Fashioned with a split base of Bulleit Straight Bourbon & Bulleit Rye. A refreshing new take on a classic.

BRUNCHY BEVS
Served daily-morning, noon & night. 

BURGATORY BLOODY MARY $11.5
House Made Bloody Mary with Candied Bacon, Cucumber, Citrus, Olives & Old Bay Salt + Pepper Rim.
Want a Bolder Bloody? Try one with Kurvball BBQ Whiskey or Jägermeister.

FRESH-SQUEEZED MIMOSA $10

APEROL SPRITZ $11.5

 
 
 
 
 

INNER LIGHT

Michelob Ultra ABV 4.2% $5.5
Coors Light ABV 4.2% $5
Miller Light ABV 4.2% $5
I.C. Light (16oz) (PA) ABV 4.2% $5
Budweiser ABV 5% $5
Bud Light ABV 4.2% $5
Corona ABV 4.6% $6
Stella Artois ABV 5% $6

THE DARKSIDE 

Guinness ABV 4.2% $6.5 

Ales & IPAs

New Belgium Fat Tire Golden Ale ABV 5.2% $6.5
Fat Head’s Head Hunter ABV 7.5% $7
Tröegs Perpetual IPA (16oz) (PA) ABV 7.5% $7
Blue Moon Belgian White Ale ABV 5.4% $5.5
Victory Sour Monkey (PA) ABV 9.5% $7

Non-beer & Alt Diet

Aurochs Gluten Free Beer (PA) ABV 6.7% $8
Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider ABV 5% $6.5
Bravus Brewing Co. Golden Light N/A Ale ABV 0% $6.5
Surfside Hard Tea + Lemonade (PA) ABV 4.5% $7.5
White Claw (various flavors) ABV 5% $6

 
 
 

ALWAYS 12 GOOD ROTATING BEERS ON TAP TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING. Take a field trip to the beer towers at the bar or ask your server for their current favorite.

This one changes with the seasons & the crew’s mood. Always refreshing & great with a burger.
By The Glass $11, Pitcher $40

 
 

MONDAVI PRIVATE SELECT  $10
Cabernet, Pinot Noir, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio

BENVOLIO PROSECCO $9.5

 
 
 

STRAWBERRY BASIL “SMASH” $5
Fresh Citrus Muddled with Basil & House Made Strawberry Syrup.

BUTTERFLY “TEA-FRESHER” $5
Refreshing Butterfly Flower Tea with an extra touch of Fresh Lemon & Honey Sweetness.

CITRUS MINT “MUDDLER”  $5
Lemon, Lime & Mint combine for a zesty any-time beverage.

BLUEBERRY THYME “TINI” $5
Our House Made Blueberry Thyme Syrup plus Fresh Squeezed Fruit Juice shaken to perfection & strained over ice.

ORANGE HONEY “MULE” $5
Fresh Orange & Lime mixed with a touch of Wildflower Honey. Topped with Ginger Beer.

CARAMEL MACCHIAT “NO” $5
House Crafted Cold Brew with a touch of Vanilla, Cream & a Caramel Swirl. 

 
 
 

RIDICULOUSLY THICK + SPUN TO ORDER

 

Extra Thick Shakes spun to order with our House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. If you’re of legal age and looking for some extra kick, try one of our Hard Shakes. If you’re feeling more traditional, try one of the Classics. Either way, these things are devilishly good!

 
 
 
 

MILK & CEREAL
It doesn’t get any better than eating Fruity Pebbles & watching cartoons on Saturday morning. This shake will take you there. Yabba-dabba-doo! Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.

CAMPFIRE S’MORES
All your best memories of summer camp blended into a shake. You may feel the urge to start a sing-a-long. Please refrain. Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.

CHOCO'S TACO
Crushed Waffle Cone, Fudge & Peanuts. A summer vacation classic without the hassle of chasing down the ice cream truck. Spike it with Chocolate Vodka.  

STRAWBERRY PRETZEL SALAD
Fresh Strawberries, Cream Cheese & Salty Pretzel Crust. The best part of any potluck dinner you ever had to attend. Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.

OREO PEANUT BUTTER PIE
Oreo. Peanut Butter. Pie. Seriously, is there anything else we need to say here? Spike it with Sheep Dog Peanut Butter Whiskey.

CARAMEL PRETZEL
A great combination of sweet & salty. It’s impossible to take just one sip, so be careful if you decide to share. Spike it with Caramel Vodka.

COLD BREW BROWNIE
House Cold Brew Espresso + Just Baked Brownies. Like a great coffee house experience while hanging out in a bar, which is way more fun. Spike it with Bailey’s.

COOKIE MONSTER
Monsters unite! The only thing better than dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk is blending them into a shake. Spike it with Chocolate Vodka.

BIRTHDAY CAKE
House Baked Birthday Cake brimming with all the sprinkles. Like your best birthday memory spun into one shake. Candles not included. Spike it with Vanilla Vodka.

SALTED NUTELLA CRUNCH
Some people are just meant for each other. Nutella & Nestlé Crunch Bars are the shake equivalent. Try it & you’ll fall in love too. Wait, this is starting to get weird. Spike it with Chocolate Vodka.

Classic $8 - Small $6 - Hard +$3

 
 
 
 

Decadent Dairy-Free Soy Vanilla Ice Cream Shakes

STRAWBERRY  $8  •  VANILLA $8  •  PEANUT BUTTER  $8  •  CHOCOLATE  $8

 
 
 
 
 
 

WICKED WINGS $14
Pan’s Top Secret 13-Ingredient Dry Spice Rubbed Wings drizzled with Hot Honey Glaze. Perfect combo of sweet & heat. One bite & you’ll be hooked.

HONEY HABANERO WINGS $14
Not too hot. Not too sweet. Buffalo Sauce & Bourbon BBQ available for those more traditionally minded.

SIX NAPKIN NACHOS $11.5
Tony’s Chicken Chili, Queso, Jack & Cheddar Cheese, Pickled Jalapeño Peppers, Grilled Corn, Shredded Lettuce, Pickled Red Onions & Toasted Chile Sauce. Extra napkins are complimentary.

PALE ALE ONION RINGS $9.5
Fat Brew Battered Onion Rings served with House-Made Spicy Ketchup & Chipotle Horseradish Dipping Sauce.

TRUFFLED GORGONZOLA FRIES $9.5
Sea Salt & Fresh Herb House Fries tossed with White Truffle Oil & Amish Gorgonzola.

FORK IT $11
Sea Salt & Fresh Herb House Fries smothered with Braised Short Ribs, Cheddar Cheese Curds & Pan Gravy. You’re going to need a fork.

CHILI CHEESE FRIES $11
Sea Salt & Fresh Herb House Fries tossed with Queso, Tony’s Chicken Chili, Pickled Jalapeños, Shredded Iceberg, Toasted Chile Sauce & Diced Tomatoes.

SEÑOR CHEESE $10
House-Made Queso topped with Diced Tomatoes. Served with House-Fried Corn Tortilla Chips. Good for sharing with the whole congregation.

 
 
 
 
 
 

THE FARM HOUSE SALAD $11
Baby Lettuces & Arugula tossed with Sunflower Seeds, Shaved Parmesan, Roasted Roma Tomatoes, Sweet Corn, Haystack Onions & Balsamic Vinaigrette. Add a Grilled Chicken Breast, Vegan Veggie or Hormone Free Beef Burger for four bucks.

SONOMA CHOPPED CHICKEN $16
Grilled Chicken Breast, Baby Spinach & Crisp Greens, Bacon Crumbles, Hard Cooked Egg, Cucumber, Sweet Onion, Tomato, Avocado, Red Pepper, Gorgonzola & Herbed Croutons with Red Wine Vinaigrette.

GODDESS GRAIN BOWL $12
Ancient Grains, Roasted Sweet Potato & Corn, Spiced Chickpeas, Pickled Red Onions & Feta with Green Goddess Dressing. Add Grilled Chicken Breast, Vegan Veggie or Hormone Free Beef for four bucks.

 
 
 
 

TONY'S CHICKEN CHILI $7
Small Batch Chili topped with Grated Farmhouse Cheddar, Toasted Chile Sauce & Diced Sweet Red Onions. Served with warm Jalapeño & Cheddar Cornbread.

 
 
 
 
 

All NATURAL + HORMONE FREE

 

Our All Natural Burgers are Ground Fresh & Hand Formed Daily using our Private Label Blend of Angus Beef.

All served with a handful of fresh Russet Potato Chips

 
 
 
 

STANDARD DELUXE* $14
All Natural Beef Burger with White American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & our House Burger Sauce.

MORTY’S STEAKHOUSE* $16
Peppercorn Crusted Beef with Horseradish Cheddar, Caramelized Onions, Haystack Onions & Cabernet Sauce. Like the greatest steak dinner you’ve ever had reincarnated as a burger.

PHAT PATTI’S VEGGIE $14
Ground Cremini Mushrooms, Ancient Grains, Cashews & Local Veggies mixed with a million secret ingredients. Topped with Smoked Salt Gouda, Baby Arugula, Tomato & Avocado on a Honey Wheat Bun.

DOUBLE SMASH $16
Two Griddled Smash Burgers with Double White American Cheese, Griddled Onions, Naughty Sauce, Dill Pickles & Bacon on a Potato Bun.

THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER $16
Impossible Burger topped with White American Cheese, Crisp Iceberg, Tomato, Red Onion, Dill Pickles & Naughty Sauce on a Potato Bun. A devilishly good burger experience without the meat.

PIGGY BUTTER & JELLY $16.5
Bayou Cajun Dusted Fiddy-Fiddy with White American Cheese, Candied Bacon, Bread & Butter Pickles, Peanut Butter & Habanero Jelly.

ALL DAY BRUNCH* $16.5
Breakfast Spiced Fiddy-Fiddy with American Cheese, Over Easy Egg, Applewood Smoked Bacon & Tabasco Mayo on Brioche.

THE TRIPLE B* $17.5
All Natural Montana Range Bison slathered up with House-Made Queso, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Tomato & Pickled Jalapeños on a Pretzel Bun.

CHA-CHA CHICKEN $15
Everything Bagel Rubbed All Natural Ground Chicken with Sharp Swiss, Tomato, Avocado, Bacon & a schmear of French Onion Dip on a Pretzel Bun.

ELK GONE BBQ* $17.5
BBQ Rubbed Elk with Farmhouse Cheddar, Seared Pork Belly, Tomato, Bread & Butter Pickles, Pickled Red Onion & Honey Mustard on Brioche. Like a Texas BBQ feast on a burger.

MEAT YOUR MAKER* $17.5
Dry Aged Wagyu Beef with Sweet Onion Crust, Sharp Swiss, Roasted Tomatoes, Organic Field Greens & Truffled Shallot Aioli. So good you’ll think you died & went to heaven.

TORTILLA FRIED CHICKEN $15
Tortilla Chip Crusted Fried Ground Chicken with Queso, Pickled Red Onions & Jalapeños, Tomato, Shredded Lettuce & Toasted Chile Sauce on Brioche.

 
 
 
 

We can prepare your burger with a red, pink, or no pink center. 
*These items may be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

 
 
 
 

All served with lightly dressed field greens.

WTF CHICKEN $13
Our “What The Fried” Chicken is topped with Shredded Iceberg, Dill Pickles & Honey Mustard on Brioche. One bite & you’ll get the name! Served with Lightly Dressed Field Greens.

HOT DIGGITY DOG $9.5
House-Made Chicken Chili & Queso slathered on a Grilled All Beef Hot Dog & topped with Diced Red Onions. Served with House Russet Potato Chips.

 
 

1. PICK A BURGER
Hormone Free Beef $13 • All Natural Ground Chicken $13 • Natural Bison $15.5 • Dry Aged Wagyu $15.5 • Chicken Breast $13 • Grass Fed Elk $15.5 • Fiddy-Fiddy* $14 • Vegan Veggie** $13 • Impossible Burger*** $15

2. PICK A BUN
Brioche • Honey Wheat • Pretzel • Potato • Lettuce Wrap • Gluten Free $1.5 • Topless • Naked (That’s no bun, folks!)

 
 
 
 

3. PICK A RUB
Angel Dust • Everything Bagel • Texas BBQ • Cracked Peppercorn • Bayou Cajun • Sweet Onion • Magic Mushroom • Breakfast Spice

4. GET CHEEZY (MOST $1)
White American • Sharp Provolone • Gorgonzola $1.5 • Smoked Salt Gouda • Farmhouse Cheddar • Sharp Swiss • Horseradish Cheddar • Buffalo Cheddar • Cheddar Jack • Vegan Cheddar $2

5. SAUCE IT  (FIRST ONE FREE)
Bourbon BBQ • Honey Habanero • Buttermilk Ranch • Roasted Garlic Mayo • Naughty Sauce • Green Goddess • Spicy Ketchup • Whole Grain Mustard • Truffled Shallot Aioli • House Sauce • Toasted Chile Sauce • Wildflower Honey Mustard

 
 
 
 

6. ONE - TWO BUCK TOPPINGS
Cage-Free Egg $2 • Caramelized Onion Marmalade • Pickled Red Onions • Pork Belly $1.5 • Habanero Jelly • Roasted Tomatoes • Grilled Onions • Chicken Chili $1.5 • Applewood Smoked Bacon $2 • Roasted Red Peppers • Sautéed Cremini ‘Shrooms $1.5 • Braised Short Ribs $2 • Onion Straws • Avocado $2 • Queso $1.5 • House Pickled Jalapeños • French Onion Dip • Peanut Butter

7. NO BUCK TOPPINGS (FIRST THREE FREE)
Crisp Iceberg • Crisp Romaine • Baby Spinach • Mayo • Banana Peppers • Sliced Red Onion • Organic Field Greens • Arugula • English Cucumbers • Dill Pickle Chips • Bread & Butter Pickles • Sliced Tomato

 
 
 
 

*Fiddy-Fiddy (Ground Beef & Ground Bacon)    **Contains Cashews    ***Made entirely of plants! 

 
 
 
 
 
 

SMOKED PEPPER & PORK BELLY BAKED BEANS   $4.5

SEA SALT & HERB FRIES   $5.5

SUNNY-SIDE SALAD   $4.5

GARDEN QUINOA SALAD $5.5

BAKED FRESH JALAPEÑO & CHEDDAR CORNBREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER   $4.5

NAPA SLAW   $4

 
 
 
 
 

CLASSIC FLOATS DONE RIGHT

NATRONA ROOT BEER $7
NATRONA VANILLA CREAM $7
NATRONA GRAPE SODA $7


FOUNTAIN SODAS

COKE • DIET COKE • SPRITE
MR. PIBB • CHERRY COKE
GINGER ALE


NATRONA CRAFT BOTTLED SODAS

ROOT BEER
VANILLA CREAM
GRAPE SODA
JAMAICA’S FINEST GINGER BEER


BREWED BEVERAGES

COLD BREW COFFEE
FAIR TRADE ORGANIC COFFEE

ICED TEA SWEET TEA
HOUSE MADE FRESH BERRY LEMONADE

 

 
 
 

Comes with a handful of fresh chips, carrot spears, buttermilk ranch
dipping sauce & a kids fountain drink or apple juice.

( Clean your plate & we’ll give you a free Cherry Coke Float. )

 

DEUCE BURGER DELUXE  $8
Two Mini Cheeseburgers

FOGHORN’S FRIED CHICKEN  $8
All Natural Chicken Breast Tenders 

THE LUCKY DOG  $8
Grilled All Beef Hot Dog

GRILLED CHEESE  $8
Gooey American Cheese on Griddled Home-Style Bread

 
 
 
 

Ginormous Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae $9.5

 

Warm Gooey Cookie With House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, Caramel, Chocolate Sauce & Whipped Cream.