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RIDICULOUSLY THICK + SPUN TO ORDER

 

Extra Thick Shakes spun to order with our House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. If you’re of legal age and looking for some extra kick, try one of our Hard Shakes. If you’re feeling more traditional, try one of the Classics. Either way, these things are devilishly good!

 
 
 
 

HARD SHAKES

GRAND-DAD'S SECRET  $9.5
Old Grand-Dad Bourbon with just enough caramel for a nice smooth finish. If you love bourbon, this is your shake. 

ESPRESSO LOVE  $9.5
Patrón XO Cafe, Espresso & Dark Chocolate. Like a great coffeehouse experience while hanging out in a bar, which is way more fun.

BURNT ALMOND TORTE  $9.5
Legendary Prantl’s Burnt Almond Torte lovingly spun with Amaretto. A real tasty way of keeping things local. 

CHOCO'S TACO  $9.5
Crushed Waffle Cone, Fudge & Peanuts spiked with Chocolate Vodka. A summer vacation classic without the hassle of chasing down the ice cream truck. 

BLUEBERRY FRENCH TOAST  $9.5
Fresh Blueberries, Brioche French Toast, Pure Pennsylvania Maple Syrup & Vanilla Vodka. There’s never a wrong time for a boozy brunch.

CLASSIC SHAKES

CARAMEL PRETZEL  $6.5
A great combination of sweet & salty. It’s impossible to take just one sip, so be careful if you decide to share.

CAMPFIRE S’MORES  $6.5
All your best memories of summer camp blended into a shake. You may feel the urge to start a sing-a-long. Please refrain.

SALTED NUTELLA CRUNCH  $6.5
Some people are just meant for each other. Nutella & Nestlé Crunch Bars are the shake equivalent. Try it & you’ll fall in love too…Wait, this is starting to get weird.

FLUFFER NUTTER BUTTER  $6.5
Crushed Nutter Butter Cookies with Whipped Marshmallow Fluff. It’s fun to say & even more fun to drink.

COOKIE MONSTER  $6.5
Monsters unite! The only thing better than dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk is blending them into a shake.

 
 
 
 

Decadent Dairy-Free House Turned Soy Vanilla Ice Cream Shakes

STRAWBERRY  $6.5  •  VANILLA $6.5  •  PEANUT BUTTER  $6.5  •  CHOCOLATE  $6.5

 
 
 
 
 
 

MIKE'S SCRATCH MARGARITA  $10
Espolón Silver Tequila, Grand Marnier & Just Squeezed Citrus Juices with a Splash of Pomegranate & Agave Nectar.

BACON MARY  $9.5
House-Made Bloody Mary with Candied Bacon, Cucumber, Citrus, Olives & Old Bay Salt + Pepper Rim. 

KING BEE  $9.5
Boyd & Blair BLY Rum with Hot Honey & Lemon Juice topped with Natrona Bottling Ginger Beer.

STRAWBERRY BASIL SHAG  $9.5
Vintage Vodka Cocktail with a tasty combination of Fresh Berries & Basil. This one goes down way too easy. 

ROSEMARY’S SMASH  $9.5
Gin, Fresh Rosemary & Cucumbers muddled with Lime Juice & splashed with Tonic.

DOWNTOWN FUNKY STUFF   $9.5
Rye Whiskey & Aperol muddled with Fresh Mint & Just Squeezed Lemon Juice.

 
 
 
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INNER LIGHT

LAGER & PILSNER

Michelob Ultra  ABV 4.2% $3.75
Coors Light  ABV 4.2% $3.75
Miller Light ABV 4.2% $3.75
I.C. Light 16 oz. ABV 4.2% $4
Bud Light ABV 4.2% $3.75
Budweiser ABV 5% $3.75
Corona ABV 4.6% $4.75
Stella Artois ABV 5% $6
Heineken ABV 5% $4.75
Sam Adams Boston Lager ABV 4.9% $5.25
Labatt Blue ABV 5% $3.5
Pabst Blue Ribbon 16 oz. ABV 4.7% $3.5

THE DARKSIDE 

BROWN ALE, PORTER & STOUT

Helltown Mischievous Brown Ale ABV 5.5% $6
Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter ABV 6% $5
Guinness Can ABV 4.2% $6        

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This one changes with the seasons & Dan’s mood. Always refreshing & great with a burger. $8.5

ETERNAL HOPS

PALE ALE & IPA

Fat Tire 16 oz. ABV 5.2% $6
Bell’s Official Hazy IPA 16 oz. ABV 6.4% $6
Founders All Day IPA ABV 4.7% $4.5
Fat Head’s Sunshine Daydream IPA ABV 4.9% $4.5
Troeg’s Perpetual IPA ABV 7.5% $5.5
Brewdog Elvis Juice Grapefruit IPA ABV 6.5% $6
Dogfish Head Liquid Truth Serum IPA ABV 7% $6.5

FORBIDDEN TEMPTATIONS

FRUIT & WHEAT

Blue Moon ABV 5.4% . $5.5
Rhinegeist Bubbles ABV 6.2% $5.5
Angry Orchard 16 oz. ABV 5% $6
Wyndridge Crafty Cider ABV 5.5% $5 
Wild Basin Lime Boozy Sparkling Water ABV 5% $4.5
Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale ABV 4.9% $5
Victory Sour Monkey ABV 9.5% $6 

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ALWAYS 12 GOOD ROTATING BEERS ON TAP TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING. Take a field trip to the beer towers at the bar or ask your server for their current favorite.

 
 
 
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ROBERT MONDAVI PRIVATE SELECT  

Cabernet  $9 • Red Blend  $9 • Chardonnay  $9 •
Pinot Grigio Grigio  $9

 
 
 
 

HOLY ’MOLE  $9.5
Made-Today Guacamole with Seasoned Corn Chips. Good for sharing with the whole congregation.

SIX NAPKIN NACHOS  $10.5
Tony’s Chicken Chili, Pickled Jalapeño Peppers, Grilled Corn, Jack & Cheddar Cheese, Shredded Lettuce, Chipotle Sour Cream & fresh Guacamole. Extra napkins are complimentary.

IMPOSSIBLY GOOD SLIDERS $12
Three Mini BBQ Crusted Impossible Burgers with Farmhouse Cheddar, Bread & Butter Pickles, Bourbon Glaze, Pickled Red Onion & Crispy Onion Straws. A real Texas BBQ made entirely of plants.

TRUFFLED GORGONZOLA FRIES $9
Cut Fresh by Hand All Day, Every Day. Tossed with White Truffle Oil & Amish Gorgonzola.

PALE ALE ONION RINGS  $9
Fat Brew Battered Onion Rings served with House-Made Spicy Ketchup & Chipotle Horseradish Dipping Sauce.

HONEY HABANERO WINGS  $10.5
Great combination of sweet & heat. Buffalo Sauce & Bourbon BBQ available for those more traditionally minded.

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OUR HOUSE-CUT TWICE FRIED POTATOES SMOTHERED WITH BRAISED SHORT RIBS, CHEDDAR CHEESE CURDS & PAN GRAVY. YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A FORK. ADD A SUNNY-SIDE EGG FOR $1.5

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THE FARM HOUSE SALAD  $10.5
Baby Lettuces & Arugula tossed with Sunflower Seeds, Shaved Parmesan, Roasted Roma Tomatoes, Sweet Corn, Haystack Onions & Balsamic Vinaigrette.

SONOMA CHOPPED CHICKEN  $14
Grilled Chicken Breast, Baby Spinach & Crisp Greens, Apple Smoked Bacon Crumbles, Hard Cooked Egg, Cucumber, Sweet Onion, Tomato, Avocado, Red Pepper, Gorgonzola & Herbed Croutons with Red Wine Vinaigrette.

GREEN APPLE & QUINOA  $12
House-Made Quinoa Salad, Granny Smith Apples, Toasted Cashews, Feta, Golden Raisins & Organic Greens tossed with Apple Cider Vinaigrette. Add Grilled Chicken Breast for an extra 4 bucks.

SPINACH & BACON SALAD  $12.5
Fresh Baby Spinach, Farmhouse Cheddar, Hard Cooked Egg, Red Onion, Bacon Croutons, Candied Walnuts & Sliced Cremini 'Shrooms tossed with Warm Bacon Dressing.

 

 
 
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TONY’S CHICKEN CHILI  $6.5
Small Batch Chili topped with grated Farmhouse Cheddar, Chipotle Sour Cream & diced Sweet Red Onions. Served with warm Jalapeño & Cheddar Cornbread.

 
 
 
 
 

All NATURAL + HORMONE FREE

 

Our all natural Angus Beef burgers are ground & hand formed daily using our private label blend of sirloin, chuck, brisket & short rib.

All served with a handful of fresh Sweet & Russet Potato Chips

 
 
 
 

STANDARD DELUXE* $11
All Natural Beef Burger with White American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & our House Burger Sauce.

TRIPPIN’ CHICKEN $12
Magic Mushroom Crusted Chicken Burger with Creamy Brie, Crispy Fried Leeks, Wild Mushrooms & Black Truffle Mayo on a Pretzel Bun.

PHAT PATTI'S VEGGIE $12
Ground Cremini Mushrooms, Lentils, Cashews & Cracked Wheat mixed with about a million secret ingredients. Topped with Smoked Gouda, Baby Arugula, Tomato & Guacamole on a Local Grains Bun. 

THE CRAB SHACK $13
Spiced up Fresh Crab Burger topped with Sriracha Remoulade & Creamy Coleslaw. Like a summer beach vacation on a bun.

FARMER BROWN* $13
All Natural Beef Burger, Over Easy Egg, Maple Cured Ham, Farmhouse Cheddar & Crisp Lettuce with a dab of Mayo.

MORTY'S STEAKHOUSE*  $13
Peppercorn Crusted Beef with Horseradish Cheddar, Caramelized Onions, Haystack Onions & Cabernet Sauce. Like the greatest steak dinner you’ve ever had reincarnated as a burger.

PIGGY BUTTER & JELLY  $14
Cajun Dusted Ground Beef & Ground Bacon Burger with White American Cheese, Candied Bacon, Bread & Butter Pickles, Peanut Butter & Habanero Jelly. 

THE TRIPLE B*  $15
All Natural Montana Range Bison slathered up with Beer Cheese, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Tomato & Pepper Relish on a Pretzel Bun.

ELK GONE WILD*  $15
Diablo Dusted Grass Fed Elk Burger, Smoked Gouda, Caramelized Onion Marmalade & Bacon Jam with Roasted Tomato Vinaigrette tossed Arugula.

MEAT YOUR MAKER*  $15
Dry Aged Wagyu Beef with Sweet Onion Crust, Aged Gruyere, Roasted Tomatoes, Organic Field Greens & Truffled Shallot Aioli. So good you’ll think you died & went to heaven.

 
 
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Impossible Burger topped with White American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion, Dill Pickles & Bomb Sauce on a Potato Bun. A devilishly good burger experience without the meat.

 
 
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We can prepare your burger with a red, pink, or no pink center. 
*These items may be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

 
 
 
 

1. PICK A BURGER
Hormone Free Beef $10 • All Natural Chicken $10 • Natural Bison $13 • Dry Aged Wagyu $13 • Wild Crab $12 • Grass Fed Elk $13 • Fiddy-Fiddy* $11 • Vegan Veggie** $10 • Impossible Burger*** $12

2. PICK A BUN
Brioche • Local Grains • Pretzel • Lettuce Wrap • Potato • Gluten Free $1.5 • Topless • Naked (That’s no bun, folks!)

 
 
 
 

3. PICK A RUB
Angel Dust • Kona Crust • Texas BBQ • Cracked Peppercorn •  Bayou Cajun • Sweet Onion • Magic Mushroom • Diablo Dust

4. GET CHEEZY (MOST $1, SOME $1.5)
White American • Sharp Provolone • Amish Gorgonzola $1.5 • Smoked Gouda • Farmhouse Cheddar • Aged Gruyere $1.5 • Horseradish Cheddar • Buffalo Cheddar • Double Cream Brie $1.5 • Vegan Cheddar $1.5

5. SAUCE IT  (FIRST ONE FREE)
Bourbon BBQ • Honey Habanero • Buttermilk Ranch  •  Roasted Garlic Mayo • Truffled Shallot Aioli  • Spicy Ketchup • Whole Grain Mustard • House Sauce • Sriracha Remoulade • Sweet Bourbon Glaze • Bomb Sauce • Chipotle Horseradish

 
 
 
 

6. ONE BUCK TOPPINGS ( MOST $1, SOME $1.5)
Guacamole $1.5 • Cage-Free Egg $1.5 • Caramelized Onion Marmalade • Bacon Jam $1.5  •  Pork Belly $1.5 • Habanero Jelly • Roasted Tomatoes • Grilled Onions • Grilled Pineapple • Applewood Smoked Bacon $1.5 • Roasted Red Peppers  •  Sautéed Mushrooms $1.5 • Crispy Pancetta $1.5 • Onion Straws • Avocado $1.5 • Beer Cheese • Pepper Relish

7. NO BUCK TOPPINGS (FIRST THREE FREE)
Crisp Iceberg • Crisp Romaine • Baby Spinach • Mayo • Jalapeños • Banana Peppers • Sliced Red Onion  •  Organic Field Greens • Arugula • English Cucumbers • Dill Pickle Chips • Bread & Butter Pickles • Sliced Tomato

 
 
 
 

*Fiddy-Fiddy (Ground Beef & Ground Bacon)  **Contains Cashews   ***Made entirely of plants! 

 
 
 
 
 
 

GET SHORTY   $12
Slow Braised Short Ribs, Horseradish Cheddar & Horseradish Cream on Sourdough. Toasted up on the grill & served with Pan Gravy for dipping.

PSYCHEDELIC 'SHROOM   $11
Trippy Marinated Portobello, Smoked Gouda, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Tomato & Garlic Mayo on Grilled Local Grains Bun.

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OUR “WHAT THE FRIED” CHICKEN IS TOPPED WITH SHAVED RED CABBAGE, DILL PICKLES, MAYO & WHOLE GRAIN MUSTARD ON BRIOCHE. ONE BITE & YOU’LL GET THE NAME!

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SMOKED PEPPER & PORK BELLY BAKED BEANS   $4

SEA SALT & HERB FRIES   $5.5

LEFT COAST QUINOA SALAD   $4.5

SUNNY-SIDE SALAD   $4.5

BAKED FRESH JALAPEÑO & CHEDDAR CORNBREAD WITH HONEY BUTTER   $4

NAPA SLAW   $3.5

 
 
 
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CLASSIC FLOATS DONE RIGHT

NATRONA ROOT BEER $6
NATRONA VANILLA CREAM $6
NATRONA GRAPE SODA $6
GUINNESS BEER $9


FOUNTAIN SODAS

COKE • DIET COKE • SPRITE
MR. PIBB • CHERRY COKE
GINGER ALE


NATRONA CRAFT BOTTLED SODAS

ROOT BEER
VANILLA CREAM
GRAPE SODA


BREWED BEVERAGES

FAIR TRADE
ORGANIC COFFEE
ICED TEA • HOUSE-MADE FRESH BERRY LEMONADE

 

 
 
 

All unattended children are put to work peeling potatoes in the kitchen. 

( Clean your plate & we’ll give you a free Cherry Coke Float. )

 

DEUCE BURGER DELUXE  $6.5
Two Mini Cheeseburgers

BACON & CHEESE  $6.5
Crispy Bacon with Gooey White American Cheese on Griddled Home-Style Bread

FOGHORN’S FRIED CHICKEN  $6.5
All Natural Chicken Breast Tenders 

THE LUCKY DOG  $6.5
Grilled Organic All Beef Hot Dog

ALL AMERICAN  $6.5
Gooey American Cheese on Griddled Home-Style Bread

 
 
 
 

Ginormous Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae $9

 

Warm Gooey Cookie With House Turned Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, Caramel, Chocolate Sauce & Whipped Cream.

 
 
 
 
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SHAKES

ESPRESSO LOVE, CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, VANILLA*
(*Hold the Garnish)

CLASSIC SHAKES DONE RIGHT!

ROOT BEER, VANILLA CREAM, GRAPE SODA

FORKS

FARMHOUSE SALAD
(Hold the Onion Straws)

SONOMA GRILLED CHICKEN ( ! )
(Hold the Croutons & Gorgonzola) Item includes Bacon ( ! )

APPLE & QUINOA SALAD

SPINACH & BACON SALAD
(Hold the Bacon Croutons)

HANDS

PSYCHEDELIC ’SHROOM 
(Sub Gluten Free Bun or go Naked)

HELLUVA BURGER

(Sub Gluten Free Bun or go Naked & sub Gluten Free Greens)

STANDARD DELUXE

IMPOSSIBLE BURGER ( ! ) 

MORTY’S
(Hold the Onion Straws & Cabernet Sauce)

FARMER BROWN 
Item includes Ham & Egg ( ! ) 

MEAT YOUR MAKER

ELK GONE WILD

PIGGY BUTTER & JELLY

TRIPPIN’ CHICKEN
(Hold Fried Leeks) Includes Chicken ( ! ) & Mushrooms ( ! ) 

SIDES

SMOKED PEPPER & PORK BELLY BAKED BEANS • LEFT COAST QUINOA SALAD • NAPA SLAW• SUNNY SIDE SALAD (Hold the Onion Straws)

 
 
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BEEF, CHICKEN ( ! ), BISON, WAGYU, ELK, CHICKEN BREAST, PORTOBELLO, IMPOSSIBLE BURGER ( ! ), FIDDY-FIDDY (Ground Beef & Ground Bacon)

 
 

BUN
Gluten Free or Naked

RUBS
Angel Dust, Kona Crust, Texas BBQ, Cracked Peppercorn, Bayou Cajun, Sweet Onion, Diablo Dust, Magic Mushroom

CHEESE
White American, Sharp Provolone, Smoked Gouda, Farmhouse Cheddar, Aged Gruyere, Horseradish Cheddar, Buffalo Cheddar, Brie, Vegan Cheddar

SAUCE
Bourbon BBQ, Spicy Ketchup, Roasted Garlic Mayo, Sweet Bourbon Glaze, Chipotle Horseradish, Bomb Sauce, Truffle Shallot Aioli, Buttermilk Ranch, Whole Grain Mustard, House Sauce, Sriracha Remoulade, Honey Habanero

ONE BUCK TOPPINGS
Guacamole, Bacon Jam, Caramelized Onion Marmalade, Habanero Jelly, Pepper Relish, Roasted Tomatoes, Roasted Red Peppers, Avocado, Peanut Butter

( ! ) TOPPINGS: Cage-Free Egg, Grilled Pineapple, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sautéed Cremini Mushrooms, Pork Belly, Pancetta, Grilled Onions 

NO BUCK TOPPINGS
Iceberg, Romaine, Baby Spinach, Mayo, Jalapeño ( ! ), Banana Peppers, Sliced Red Onion, Organic Field Greens, Arugula, English Cucumbers, Dill Pickle Chips, Bread & Butter Pickles, Sliced Tomato

 
 
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(Hold the buns & chips, kids)

DEUCE BURGER DELUXE( ! )   LUCKY DOG

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 ( ! ) DUE TO COOKING METHOD, NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH SEVERE ALLERGY. Please let you server know if you have an allergy prior to ordering.